Muppet Hunger Games

Reluctant Leader: everyone wants him in their alliance, and he'd rather be anywhere else.

Hi-YAH!: karate chops land for double damage. Jealousy makes her an unreliable ally.

Wocka Wocka: harmless, fuzzy, and surprisingly good at finding berries.

Stuntman: shrugs off cannon fire, but every day is a coin flip between genius and catastrophe.

WOMAN! DRUMS!: hits harder the more hurt he is. Has no idea who his allies are.

Bork Bork Bork: always eats well, always armed with knives, rarely in control.

Muppet Labs: booby-traps everything. Inventions work most of the time.

Meep: indestructible by sheer cartoon necessity, and the audience can't stop sending him gifts.

Heckler: constant insults throw off attackers. Do-ho-ho-ho!

Heckler: the other half of the balcony. Never separates from Statler, never stops complaining.

Gentle Ogre, Mostly: absurdly strong, absurdly slow, and easily convinced the Games are an audition.

Boomerang Fish: a ranged attack that always comes back, and so does the smell.

Bass Player Cool: hard to rattle, harder to impress, and he will not leave the band behind.

Stage Manager: knows every back corridor of the arena, and has the keys.

Piano Man: unflappable, well liked, and always has a tune for the occasion.

Sax Break: dozes through most of the Games and wakes up exactly when it matters.

Trumpet Blast: opens every fight with a very loud note.

Bawk Bawk: dramatic, devoted, and impossible to catch.

Dramatic Entrance: lurks in the shadows and appears with a flourish.

Stage Hand: hauls, sweeps and moves things; not clever, not fragile.

Muppaphone Maestro: plays living instruments, and the instruments bite back.

Breaking News: always knows who's dead before the cannon fires.

Hungry Monster: big, hungry and not looking for friends.

Rey de los Camarones: vain, quick-tongued and utterly certain of his royalty.

Big Fuzzy Bear: large, steady and hard to rattle.

Too Cool: hosts the whole thing like it's a talk show.

Lounge Duo: smooth, over-rehearsed and never apart from Wanda.

Lounge Duo: the other half of the act, and the one who remembers the lyrics.

Beautiful Day: a gentle-looking monster whose cheer turns to chaos on contact.

The Conductor: runs the orchestra with an iron baton and iron opinions.

Mad Science Officer: brilliant, bizarre and fond of experimenting on the crew.

Janitor: knows where everything got thrown out, and what's still in the bins.

Hound: runs down anything with a scent.

Do-Do-Do-Do-Do: scat-singing chaos that turns up in every other round.

Showpig: poised, composed and firm in a fight.

Number One Fan: has studied every Muppet and knows their weak spots by heart.

Big Mean: lives up to the name.

Rat Pack: sneaky, resourceful and loyal to the gang.

Rat Pack: a streetwise rat who arrives with friends.

Poodle Princess: pampered, fluffy and ferociously loyal.

Elephant Memory: never forgets a slight, never hurries.

Eats Everything: consumes food, scenery and, if nobody stops him, tributes.

Backstage Cat: stays out of the way and quietly takes the credit.